Do not try to decode females

It has been 7 years from my first fling and I am back to square one . Observation and thought process reach out to conclude few facts as per our beliefs where we say certainly this is it . But not when the superpowerful gal's mind comes in picture . 

Panorama of long historical facts have never proven anything that has depicted the weird reactions posed by gals and reasons behind it . Yes we all know why we are after them, drooling with our toungue almost dripping and eyes wide out as if it was our heart . But what makes us upset are their reactions, what happens in the spur of the moment is a mystery followed by darkness . No one knows why and if talked would be different next time in perhaps similar scenario. If life has a complacent essence imparted to keep them composed where is it when either of gender comes face to face . Why guys behave in similar fashion and females in 10 to the power 10 million . I am keeping 10 to power 10 million as max limit to the number of events where they react in a life (excluding reactions when they find some mirror) . 

Girls are the most beautiful creature happened to mankind . You know why they are stressing so much to save planet . Its just because its the only planet with gals . Now if we are not even 1% sure of what we have known is correct , whats the point in saving . So gals better be little transparent now on . Also gals come in wide variety , pretty , very pretty , talkative ,very talkative, mischievous, naughty, horny, innocent, cute , indian, firangi ..lol. For example as I personally like very talkative gals . Richa , Kanika and Joy happen to be my few very close friends who are gorgeous and extremely talkative . You know ironically what makes it really easy to talk to gals who are so talkative . Its just that you ve to periodically keep saying hmmm.. hmmm and nothing much . Unlike guys who ask How are you and expect something in reply :) . If Sachin hits a six I atleast do not expect question that reads something like ...Is my lip gloss too overdone ? Cmon, I could have considered such bent of mind worth ,if it would have been a query related to its taste . Fedrer Vs Nadal is not the time for break-up or break-up in the making talks . Gals why don't u understand . Kisses are not supposed to be asked in midst of client meetings and which dress to be worn for a walk tonite is not to be thought while I am on call with my mom . 

All such mindblowing actions definitely bring grin on our face , but if you ask me what could possibly make little hearts pop out with such cute/funny/stupid/adorable actions and reactions, I would say , they are programmed with mutliple nested loops. Sometimes turning into deadlocks . When they are in deadlock mode, they cry like a helpless baby ; and when in loop , they rule some hundred pair of legs doing rounds to every instruction asked to be executed asap. 

Also ,I ve keenly observed a part of female brain that actually works(sometimes) , It works best with jealousy. Something like we add mobil oil along with petrol to let our gaddi perform better . Now, On the contrary, if gals are beautiful and pure at heart why has God given fairer beings this brahmastra . You know because of J I am not able to meet million hot chicks out there who could have been my potential date-and-dine-mate somehow who happen to be best friends with my female friends .Dudette, you already have stolen attention and thats why I am talkin to you . If you wont give me space, how will I be able to figure out who is best among all . Atleast I have rights to choose best of lot for my present/future. I am not saying that you have fallen for me and getting possessive now , certainly which u haven't . Now when u havent allow a space for someone else who has compatibility with me , I am still single ...With a punch line 'No wonder why I am single yet ' ..am writing to every hot chick in orkut and no one accepts it ... 

A lot said and thought ...ultimately I will follow what Kanu has told me in different phase of life which I understood as a must-not-do and Joy dictated similar in her own words ...' do not try to decode gals ...they will get jealous and will defeat you '..Now on I will be myself , without expecting anything in lieu ..I would keep my professional smile face on top of my shoulder  thinking some miracle to let silver lining prevail for a moment and fetch me luck by chance .   

 

P.S - I have drifted from the topic . But I am liking it :) . Thanks for reading  

  

Do we see a shade of Obama in Rahul Gandhi ?

Obama Vs India's Obama up for discussion in Indiatimes excited me . So thought of having a closer look from my page . 

Rahul Gandhi a man from Royal family may has credentials of being royal throughout his life but looking back what he has actually achieved dwindles off effectively with a void . He studied in many honored colleges and enrolled into most famous universities but was taken back or shifted to different ones in a chain of game that Gandhi family quote as security threats .

Alright, I may consider it ...keeping in my mind most of the politicians are illiterate or almost illiterate but could be a good leader . Its within ..and atleast an illiterate good leader can have vision to mobilize adept resources at apt places . I never could figure out why Gandhi family has to take each and everything to start and end in Amethi. Yes, I do know its their constituency , but Gandhi if taken in right manner is not a family . Its a brand in indian politics . Even prime minister of India is her magesty's minister . Then why in a country of over billion people he has to fight for elections or market themselves from a town with less than 200K people . Is something wrong with confidence . Or is there a serious problem , I think if for a matter LK Advani , Sheila Dikshit , Bal Thakrey and Rahul Gandhi fight for a consituency of Delhi /Bomaby or even Chennei. My personal belief says Rahul Gandhi will still have an edge being a bigger brand . Being more known to common people . Then why Amethi ?

This simple fact let me conclude one thing for sure , Obama is a man of masses . He doesnt differentiate among the man from his region . RG on contrary has so far distinguished Amethi with the rest of the world .He doesnt even have a courage to address nation . If he is a leader of tomorrows India then he should look into the cause, problems developement of whole nation . He should look into security which has been revealed as weakest, he should make development happen at a pace like never before, whats the use of building a dam in 15 years when we need it urgently now . If not work on it atleast analyse . Obama has aspirations to be 'The leader of globe' , RG is still fighting for Amethi, even that is not working out . He is like a struggler in a bhojpuri film..someone who thinks taking rides in white armoured Ambassador right from childhood itself mark a fact that he is next PM ...unknown to the fact that the driver was also driving the same royal car and is still a driver .  

So from my side , RG is an inept one as a national leader . He may suit as an MLA(I give him seeded player respect here ) not even MP . PM is a cry I believe India  would not be able to witness unless some miracle happen and Professionals Party of India come in picture .  

In pursuit of gigantic TRP

Sunny day, Sunday 1230 hrs Tazi gave me call , asking me immediately to tune into Mtv Roadies which was being broadcasted . Roadie...uff...huh...alright ...but for you to know my take on Roadie... I was in the awe of Roadies for not to see it ever since Bani made a real-public vamp role model out of the show. She was a perfect bitch I can name ...poor gal still comes second to my 1st gf . 

For all like me , who do not get much time or opportunity to see TV , MTV Roadies is a reality show to nurture and bring fame to real stud/diva from the society . Its a competition, its a fight, a battle one against the other in a team, a game of team but with ur own potential of strength mostly in mind , its a contest to figure out the most deteremined, strongest cranium, emotionless being and the one who only knows to win in extreme conditions . Well , sounds good and I did like the concept . I really looked upto Raghu, creator of the show , thought he is divine in the world of creativity . But it has been deviated from Roadies 1.0 to 6.0. It all started with 'The Champ/Babe' thought and has so far flung into biggest 'The Chu****/Bitch' fame . It has gone so low that I really doubt any mom and dad of the country would ever like to watch it even for the sake of their own kids who ve participated .

I doubt but what keeps me ponder for one whole day and now punch these keys is more interesting and stinking . The Raghu who unfortunately could not be Romeo has no creativity .Just like Anu Malik the ace composer he could only get inspired . Little by Survivor and little by Fear factor and some more which may be getting broadcasted in non English/ Hindi countries . 

The Jack ass in this race to grab most eye balls and talk of the town came up with something that could mark history in the world of  reality TV show . Hitting guys on the balls . I wonder has he ever played cricket or ever being ragged, has he ever rode cycle or played hockey . Or he just could be one of those with correspondence theories in his career . What a fuckin looser he is . Imagine a flick of a finger causes so much of pain there and he conceptualizes an episode where the balls of boys were taken into account for the part of excitement for a fuckin piece of over all TRP game. Its unethical in Boxing , kick boxing and free style wrestling irrespective of the fact that those wrestlers were trained for 3-7 years for the same thing ie getting beaten . 

Aaah...I feel so pity for the poor boys and those foolish/idiot/illiterate bitches who were supposed to ans silly questions and the design of the game facilitates atleast one guy to screw up bigtime with a hammer on his thing . I wonder next time Raghu the ass would be asking to sit on a bottle. Has Mtv got out of senses . Isn't there anyone above him in creative dept of the channel or all of them has never fun-wrestled with even little kids  . I doubt bigtime they could be chess grandmasters . They could only be spectators  who eat burger and drink beer uttering Yankees and Bulls across their LCD . 

Let me take you one step back and make you familiar with Roadies audition . It was interesting ..earlier . But somehow I could not figure out what they actually wanna bring up in terms of selection . I remember in one of the auditions they ve selected a guy from Noida or Delhi who kept writing and re writing , insisting and re-insisting that he is 'the Roadie' ...self proclaimed one and he could forsee it ...as if he is not 'The Roadie' but 'The Oracle', and what makes him think so was that his dad is in army and he has it in genes. Earlier I laughed at him followed by Raghu and Nikhil , later he was selected . What was that . Has he bribed Nikhil/Raghu . What made them choose him . Something ...something that makes me feel so confused like I am drinking Old Monk diluted with Fanta with my eyes closed .  Let me ask you a quick question. Presuming you are all burly with an iq of 150+ . You walk in and Raghu insults you on TV . By TV I mean on national telelevision . By insult I mean verbal rape . How are you going to react . The most eligible for the game would tightly slap him on his face hard enough to get him rid of those marks in min a week . But somehow humble indians , polite indians and target participants who fall in age group of from 17 to 20 yr old restrict themselves from doing this . May be they get so nervous and out of place that they feel like just going out of the room rather than descending their angst into action . But ...I would call it elevating with pride which they fail to understand being so young . 

I am deeply dissapointed and upset with the kind of reality show coming up for nexgen . Are they going to be strong and smart or Roadie . From a journey of 1.0 to 6.0 Roadie has travelled a journey from Randy Savage to Rowdy from garbage .  I miss Mile sur mera tumhara...and mogli. Those ve given us good time and entertainment . Roadies to nexgen are as harmful as bathing in backwater of a sugar mill . I would be saddest ...if someday my daughter  come home and say fuck u dad and get out of my way ...which she would mean , dad, I wanna play and not study .