Do not try to decode females

It has been 7 years from my first fling and I am back to square one . Observation and thought process reach out to conclude few facts as per our beliefs where we say certainly this is it . But not when the superpowerful gal's mind comes in picture . 

Panorama of long historical facts have never proven anything that has depicted the weird reactions posed by gals and reasons behind it . Yes we all know why we are after them, drooling with our toungue almost dripping and eyes wide out as if it was our heart . But what makes us upset are their reactions, what happens in the spur of the moment is a mystery followed by darkness . No one knows why and if talked would be different next time in perhaps similar scenario. If life has a complacent essence imparted to keep them composed where is it when either of gender comes face to face . Why guys behave in similar fashion and females in 10 to the power 10 million . I am keeping 10 to power 10 million as max limit to the number of events where they react in a life (excluding reactions when they find some mirror) . 

Girls are the most beautiful creature happened to mankind . You know why they are stressing so much to save planet . Its just because its the only planet with gals . Now if we are not even 1% sure of what we have known is correct , whats the point in saving . So gals better be little transparent now on . Also gals come in wide variety , pretty , very pretty , talkative ,very talkative, mischievous, naughty, horny, innocent, cute , indian, firangi ..lol. For example as I personally like very talkative gals . Richa , Kanika and Joy happen to be my few very close friends who are gorgeous and extremely talkative . You know ironically what makes it really easy to talk to gals who are so talkative . Its just that you ve to periodically keep saying hmmm.. hmmm and nothing much . Unlike guys who ask How are you and expect something in reply :) . If Sachin hits a six I atleast do not expect question that reads something like ...Is my lip gloss too overdone ? Cmon, I could have considered such bent of mind worth ,if it would have been a query related to its taste . Fedrer Vs Nadal is not the time for break-up or break-up in the making talks . Gals why don't u understand . Kisses are not supposed to be asked in midst of client meetings and which dress to be worn for a walk tonite is not to be thought while I am on call with my mom . 

All such mindblowing actions definitely bring grin on our face , but if you ask me what could possibly make little hearts pop out with such cute/funny/stupid/adorable actions and reactions, I would say , they are programmed with mutliple nested loops. Sometimes turning into deadlocks . When they are in deadlock mode, they cry like a helpless baby ; and when in loop , they rule some hundred pair of legs doing rounds to every instruction asked to be executed asap. 

Also ,I ve keenly observed a part of female brain that actually works(sometimes) , It works best with jealousy. Something like we add mobil oil along with petrol to let our gaddi perform better . Now, On the contrary, if gals are beautiful and pure at heart why has God given fairer beings this brahmastra . You know because of J I am not able to meet million hot chicks out there who could have been my potential date-and-dine-mate somehow who happen to be best friends with my female friends .Dudette, you already have stolen attention and thats why I am talkin to you . If you wont give me space, how will I be able to figure out who is best among all . Atleast I have rights to choose best of lot for my present/future. I am not saying that you have fallen for me and getting possessive now , certainly which u haven't . Now when u havent allow a space for someone else who has compatibility with me , I am still single ...With a punch line 'No wonder why I am single yet ' ..am writing to every hot chick in orkut and no one accepts it ... 

A lot said and thought ...ultimately I will follow what Kanu has told me in different phase of life which I understood as a must-not-do and Joy dictated similar in her own words ...' do not try to decode gals ...they will get jealous and will defeat you '..Now on I will be myself , without expecting anything in lieu ..I would keep my professional smile face on top of my shoulder  thinking some miracle to let silver lining prevail for a moment and fetch me luck by chance .   

 

P.S - I have drifted from the topic . But I am liking it :) . Thanks for reading